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Games to hard for you bro...try checkers maybe..or roblox

Zerg problems...

Devs listened to the wrong playerbase. Now they are stuck with a dead game. Or maybe they are stupid enough to believe the masses are waiting to play a game tailored for the Ark pve taming zerg. Either way it's pretty much a done deal. IT is going nowhere at this point

No time for leveling up and doing fukin quests and shit to compete. Apparently this is not the game for me. Enjoy peeps.

They dont need screenshots the companies doing it have posted fukin videos on the reddit lmao. The devs are incompetent. Exploits are allowed as long as you are in certain companies apparently.

Use the.merge companies option.

Can we get a small company server?

Or..you know...pvp with weapons. Use player skill instead of chease tame of the month that cant be countered bullshit Ark crap. Make actual weapons viable , make player skill and ability matter , work on fixing bugs, punish exploiters/hackers, and try to repopulate the game.

Tames are fuking stupid. I heard Ark is full of tames that do cool shit. Maybe try that game and let them develope a game that has a chance at becoming a success rather than a shit Ark clone failure.

if you are spending 1 hour sailing 1 grid. The problem is not an in game problem bro. You need to go upstairs and punch your mom in the face . She did a shitty job.

Prob some other bug/exploit. Or they didnt really fix it... Or they were able to walk onto your ships rather than jump with a crab If they can pull a ship right next to yours they can walk one ship to ship etc Donno what they fixed...its ability to jump or the fact it would sink

There ya go. Stop mass producing ballistas lol. Although some are def still a good idea hehe

Karma bro . Hey...ships are easy to make lol just farm up some crabs Not like the devs punish exploiters. If this is even an exploit, for all we know it's an intended feature. Why else would crabs be able to jump overweight?

No..you dont. You just described wind...

It's probably a single Chinese guy griefing. Or you pissed someone off. Just make it hard for him with ballistas and hell go somewhere else hopefully.

Fill your harbors with ballista DEVS are masters of incompetence And love the stupid fukin tames

Last I heard it did....I haven't done it. Unless they ninja patched it.

Someone overwieghted a crab and jumped on your boats bro..

Add currents or something that can show up on the map and change periodically. This allows faster travel and also allows added risk as it shows potential pirates where to look. Risk vs reward. Just an example of actually thinking outside the box. Rather than : " make the world smaller" "Make everyone faster" Stupid suggestions that break the game. Remember the end game is to actually have more people on the seas. When there are more people there is more conflict and less boredom. And no. I'm not talking about pve. PVE do whatever, make everyone super speed. It's all pointless anyways.

Yes devs listen even more to the ark player base. As you can see. Your game is blossoming. You are a pve player bro. You just don't realize it. Ark players who think they can pvp are the biggest fukin joke going.

Fuck are you ever babbling nonsence…. put the wine bottle down bro.

When you try REALLY hard. But it just doesn't work for you.

Post some more cool life stories nobody gives a shit about bro...at least you might have some knowledge in that area. Nobody will read them . But at least you wont look so fukin stupid.

Looks like a cool story. Tldr. Mostly cuz this is a gaming forum.

Most of your suggestions are shit..but you wouldnt know why. Because you dont play Which is why I tend to ignore you usually. I cant imagine what your life is like to post so much on the forums of a game you dont even play.