Gomez Addams

Oh boy the 3rd wipe. How exciting. Wheee. Starting over for the 4th time then I guess.

Wipes stink. I have been through the last 2 and it’s bogus. The fact is that the game wipes itself as people quit works great. 

Fun Fact: We found a Lvl 54 Gally in F8 hung up on a pillar of rock. I anchored my brig so I could just hit the side with one large cannon. 90ish balls later it sank and quest completed. I have 3 war gally’s I could have used but this was just fun. It’s about time the game glitched in our favor. That’s for all the lost animals, missing treasure AOD’s and impossible sunken chests. It’s for all the disappearing house pieces, weight exploits and stupid FOY naked runs! Take that Atlas! We beat you at your own glitched up self.

With sneak all the way up and in crouch they can fly almost right over you without agro. I hate them too but at least the sneaking is fun. I also always have a glider for quick getaways. 

I will be playing this on official servers until Atlas 2 is released.

I have played and watched the forums since launch. I love the game and play almost everyday with my Mrs. I have not been bored and love just putzing around the PVE map. I have had my 25 bucks repaid in gameplay. My negativity stems from the fact that they promised more. More fixes, more stuff, more attention. Then they disappeared for a bit before Xbox, had a flurry of activity to sell Xbox Atlas and then disappeared again. It screams of money grab. Don’t promise something and then not deliver it. I hate that. Blatantly lying by making a huge deal of what to expect to sell a game makes no one happy ever. Even the people that enjoy playing it.  

Isn’t a crowd the purpose of MMO? If I want empty I’ll play single player. 
 

A) My car is broken because it doesn’t fly

B) I don’t know what your talking about. I just drove mine off a cliff and it flew just fine.

Hundreds and hundreds of hours on lawless with zero problem. Island claim is great for some who like more control of the construction around them. If you play long enough, you will end up seeing everybody come and go from lawless except a few and usually those become great friends.

What about the talk* I hear of them combining Ark and Atlas and calling it Arkelass? From what I have read, I gather that the dinosaurs age and grow old unless you put sails on them and sail your Dinoboat to the Golden Age Of Tek. When you get there, cram them into a tiny hole where they become baby dinosaurs that die if it gets too hot. Don’t forget to get your discovery-note explorers-points along the way! 
 

*fake

NOT optimism. 

So funny!
Noptimism : A level of sarcasm so high that the reader is left questioning the writers thoughts.

Hey I have a great idea, let’s have the ability to use guns against the AOD. I know it sounds crazy to use the weapons in the game to fight with but I’m an outside the box thinker. What if we could ‘plan’ a ‘strategy’ against the AI that doesn’t involve bear paw slapping. Too much to ask for? At least I know where my body is while I’m sleeping. 

So how many levels do you need per level then? 591 discovery points let’s me go to level 61 instead 64? 

Dang.........I was hoping for a great conspiracy. Oh well. Thank you @PeglegTheAngry, I appreciate you.

He responded 2933 times. He has his own diary called “Realist Thread”. He’s not here because his work promoting the Xbox release was done. That was why he was called Realist, a simple play on the word Release. I don’t mind the motives it’s just that I miss his over enthusiastic game hype.

So let my peaceful PVE person understand this. If you get caught in pvp and your handcuffed in a cage, you have to starve or yell yourself to death before you can keep playing. I don’t see the problem. I have starved myself to death more times then I can count because of being caught in a glitch or just forgetting to eat. Yeah it’s bogus but that’s why people sign up for PVP, correct? I thought that the higher the stakes the more thrilling it was to play. Almost seems like a game feature than a bad mechanic. 

I have been banished to off topic but in the  general discussion they are discussing the New World game. We haven’t heard anything in weeks from Devs but a Mod can take the time to make sure to move a post about a guy who got everybody excited to play Atlas. Hmmm.

So I used to read his/her comments here all the time. For a year I read about how he wasn’t playing PC but was waiting for Xbox. 2000+ comments later he just disappeared a month after the release of the Xbox on November 11th. I feel as though he might be in trouble and wanted to reach out to him to make sure he was ok. Or maybe he decided to play something else which is great. I just have a nagging feeling that something is going on but I’ll probably never get it. Was he promoting Xbox for the Devs? Is he a dev? Is he Dollie? Why do I lie awake at night thinking about this? Did having the game to play be not as much fun as waiting for it? Hmmm. If your out there Realist, Be Well.

Lost all the elephants, pigs and bears. This is the worse patch ever, please roll-back.

We lost all of our elephants (8), pigs (3) and at least 15 bears due to the starvation bug. For some reason the rhinos and giraffes were unaffected. I’m not sure if anyone in charge cares but we do.

I have noticed with each wipe that there are less people taking the time to wall off whole islands and pave over resources although some ignorant fools still waste their lives doing it. What helps me endure this type of grief is knowing it all be be wiped eventually. They will either quit playing or a new season will start with a fresh wipe. It’s bogus but it’s better than it was and will hopefully keep improving.

We finally had a ship auto decay in the middle of our harbor. It took every bit of 40 days. I have a theory that boat decay is the same as the chests set on the ground. I thought the SS Slapnuts would never go away lol.

I prefer to think of myself as “The Zookeeper Sailor”  @Chucksteak

Thank you, I have noticed that also. I did not realize they were being used for evil purposes although I should have guessed. 

Not to change the subject but why oh why can’t we claim abandoned ships? This is all 5 of my top five things I would like to see changed. We claim abandoned animals and mats, why not whole boats? Scoring an abandoned Gally would be like stealing a ship....oh wait, that might be too much like a pirate game...never mind. How about those bears, eh?

I have a whole playlist too but I always have a NPC named Brandy.