Maveric

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My daddy can also beat up your daddy... Like for real...

I never said the whole system was a bad idea, parts of the system are good, and other parts are so godawful atrocious and then they try to appease us with moldy carrots laced with rohypnol. You quoted my whole post and yet somehow took away what you wanted, which is par for the course. Your own argument can be used against you as well, what's wrong with the big Megas if you don't get offlined and can set hours? As you said you had a fun experience with N3, as we have had with other bobs we had hours of PvP'ing with. The devs are punishing the masses for the sins of the few, and the beleaguered whinging of the small, insignificant, pathetic, and dare I say, uninformed. The vassal system in place was perfectly reasonable, as it still somewhat is, if not more so now, sans the alliance limit. That arbitrarily makes us more likely to just wtf pwn you instead of inviting you as a ally to live on our island. Inadvertently they have given us far more reason to just nuke you, notwithstanding the ire and vitriol that most have about the unclean masses. Honestly though tbf, I am burnt, I will give no quarter or grace to the devs, even if they do something near perfect later on, in the words of the greatest public speaker our country has ever seen “There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.” I might spare some bobs in the future if they entertain me, but I am a bitter and resentful man with low self esteem and a tiny albino cave dweller who lives in his grandmas basement. I will forever take joy in throwing all the bob things on the ground, and relentlessly assaulting them until they quit.

Yes I hereby am awaiting what the mangled plum plucked harpys doth have to interject

In response crayola, much like grapeshot devs, created edible crayons and forced them on everyone. They did not color as well but at least the idiotic masses were appeased. I swear most eunuchs have more balls than the devs.

I scorn you, scurvy companion, for everyone doth know, green is the tastiest!

Don't be too mean, we could explain it to them if we got enough time and crayons

let the salt flow... So as someone who started on PVE then went to a small vassal tribe in PVP then joined TPG... I can tell you why I am beating the living shit out of every goddamn bob I see this season. Cause I hate you all ,you friendless whiny little no good pos's One of the things I immensely enjoyed about the PVP aspects whether I was in a little company or big, was the constant threat, the rush of sneaking around other megas areas and stealing their shit or killing their animals or sinking their boats. I primarily focused on megas, because honestly you little bob people are a joke, even when I was in a small 10 man company, taking you out was akin to just trolling on your retarded cousin. Getting into a mega and having the constant assault and defend from other megas was intense and fun and gratifieing. Hell even our bobs joined in and had go's at it against the megas and their alliance. The game was marketed as a giant MMO 40k people, and then 3 months in is changing to accomodate all the losers and whiners who A: Have no friends B: Have no negotiation skills C : Have little time to play the game and want to be able to do everything. There was a place for that, it was called PVE. Hell I'm a narcissistic toxic asshole and I found people to play with, what's your excuses? Now the main reason all you little whinging peons are gonna get shattered and broken is that the devs seem to cater to the people NOT playing the game, which makes sense in a way, why care about the invested people, they got our money, time to bilk some more poor sods. So they change major aspects of the game that made it a cool MMO pirate PVP and instead carebear it down to try and appease the snowflake little PVE'ers who think they can roll with the big dogs. So I'm going to wreck you. Honestly at even our most insane with alliances we had maybe 100 people assaulting other megas, most assaults were in the 10-25 range so all that is really accomplished by the devs is annoying us and shattering us into 2-3 crews per company. I think what will be next after you all get hammered to shit is 5 man tribes to accommodate your constant weeping. In all reality the devs basically shit all over their most devoted playerbase and fans, people who loved the game to death, in favor of the losers, the whiners, the little pukes who couldn't hack it or negotiate as a vassal tribe, so like a lover scorned, we're gonna punish the devs by shitting all over the players they seem to care about. We actually were excited for the wipe, till the ideas spewed forth like bad chipotle diarrhea from the devs. Even then we were going ot give it a chance, hell the devs talked to us and other megas, they took notes on hundreds of ideas to make it better and more challenging etc, then their response? "Fuck ya all colonies with changes for 50 and under and you all get the same old shit but with 5000 more chinese..." So ya, because you dinguses with less class than a marxist utopia couldn't handle taxes, we're gonna make your lives a living hell. I mean, you play the game how you want and enjoy it, my only enjoyment will be hearing your cries of anguish and reading your salty forum posts asking for 2 man tribes.

Ha the tricks on you, we never had the jobs to begin with!

Haha one of our admins is named rick so i thought it would fit, he's def a pickle

I guess for anyone who doesn't get it..

That right there is Season 2. Now let's talk about the Season 2. Can we talk about Season 2, please, Rick? I've been dying to talk about Season 2 with you all day. OK? "PTR", this name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day PTR is getting thrown at me. PTR! PTR! I look in the official forums, Reddit, and Discord, and this whole game is PTR PTR! So I say to myself, "I gotta figure out this PTR mess with season 2! I gotta go to the Grapeshot offices and see when this goddamn thing is even releasing. Otherwise they are gonna keep delaying and we will never get it." So I go up to Grapeshots office and what do I find out, Rick? What, do, I, find, out?! There is no PTR. Season 2 does not exist, okay? So I decide, "Oh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper." There's no PTR? You gotta be kidding me! I got menu screens full of PTR! All right. So I start marching my way down to Jat from the Grapeshot team and knock on his door and I say, "Jat! Jat! I gotta talk to you about PTR." And when I open the door what do I find? There's not a single goddamn desk in that office! There. Is. No. Jat from the Grapeshot team. Rick, half the developers for this game have been made up! This game is a goddamn ghosttown

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