Tired of the same old you? Tired of being out of shape and out of luck with the opposite sex? Tired of being bad at games and under-attractive? Yeah! Oh, hello. I’m Toxics_left, Co-Owner, Operator, and Co-Founder of Gentlemen Gaming America Corp, and I’m here to tell you that you don’t have to be stuck with what ya got. https://discord.gg/ynUfUsa
Here at Gentlemen Gaming, we understand that “Ugliness” and “Noobiness” are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it’s only your fault if you don’t hate yourself enough to do something about it.
Gentlemen Gaming recruits a highly-trained, quasi-cultural staff of personal alterational specialists. And with our competitively-priced on-site cosmetic surgery, we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning into a Franken-fine! Of course you’ll still be you in a legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive, better you than you could ever become without us. How do I know? Well, I’m not only the founder of Gentlemen Gaming. I’m also a client. (Points to photo attatchment) That’s me. Six years and 600 battles ago… before I knew how much I hated myself. But that all changed once I helped found Gentlemen Gaming.
So don't wait! Act now! Join Gentlemen Gaming today to become a new and better you.
We utilize a discord based service during the day so you'll know who's jealous even while you flip burger 9-5.
