Vita-Men

An MMO that wipes isn't an MMO. I"m out.

I come here today t' offer ye an opportunity o' unlimited loot 'n riches. In th' land o' Atlas thar are but two thin's that rin' true in th' hearts o' all pathfinders. #1: Our quest fer material loot #2: Our quest fer vitamins. Wha' if I told ye that ye could accomplish both o' thin's at th' same time? Wha' if I told ye that while simultaneously sellin' Vitamins that are constantly in high demand ye could also afford th' Galleon o' yer dreams? Well guess wha' folks, that day be today! Wha' I be proposin' be a Massively Multiplayer Multi-Level Maritime Offer. Or MMMLMO. Th' economics are undeniable 'n th' business plan be extremely simple. First ye pay me 10 Dubloons fer an opportunity t' sell vitamins t' yer hearties. Do ye 'ave a heartie who needs Vitamins? OF COURSE YOU DO! Once ye meet up wit' me at an Island o' me choice 'n exchange th' Dabloons Nah only will ye get a free package o' vitamins that I guarantee will last ye 5 hours o' gameplay, but I shall give ye th' letter o' marque rights t' also sell Vitamin packages t' yer hearties. Each time yer heartie sells vitamins he will give ye 5 Dabloons o' his 10, 'n ye will give me 2 dabloons o' yer 5. Etc. etc. This goes down t' 9 levels 'n if ye do th' math if ye only got 3 o' yer hearties who got 3 o' yer hearties by th' time it gets t' th' 9th level that would be 59,000 players sellin' vitamins t' thar hearties! 'n ye get a wee piece o' each dabloon transaction. Since I be cappin' it at three, only th' first three o' each heartie be allowed access. This will ensure supply 'n demand stays in check 'n anybody who knows math 'n doubloons knows that 'tis necessary. So who be ready t' make some doubloons! PM fer membership details 'n I shall return th' island locations t' bury yer entry funds.